Hey, brats!
Thanks for finding this blog and (I assume) reading this post to hopefully find out exactly what this is all about. Well, one thing I can tell you is that I can’t tell you. Partially because I, myself, still do not know… and, well, that’s the only reason.
I just created this blog and I am still deciding if I should find some sort of theme to go along with it and keep it on track… or if I should just wing it and talk about whatever I feel like saying at the time. Either way, I hope to find a way to keep all you reader(s) (depending on if this is a success at some rate, or a miserable waste of server space) interested.
Now, I know how hard it can be to find a page that keeps you wanting to read on. I mean, I’ve been through the whole “What the hell is this bastard talking about!? I don’t want to read a whole post about the ‘fancy new sweater’ you bought for your tiny little muskrat of a dog!” And the last thing I want is to run you off that way… So if I ever post anything that you feel just isn’t something that should be on a respectable page, feel free to disrespect me. Tell me exactly what you don’t want to read and where I should shove it. I’m a big boy, I can take all the typed aggression you can dish out.
I’ve been told that I can come across as somewhat of an asshole in posts like this one, so I just want to apologize in advance to anyone that I may offend right here and now:
I am sincerely sorry that you cannot take a joke.
I mean, I thought I was a pretty nice guy. Sure I like to joke and kid, but it’s all in good fun, folks. I’m not always quite this forward, but how else am I going to get you to read the next thing I post? Would you prefer “Welcome… I’m gonna make this interesting if I can… please come back..”? Let me know. I’d love to hear your answers.
Email me at LandonCole4@gmail.com
I should email you back as quickly as possible, unless you’re just a total dick and I don’t want to.
But seriously, folks. I’m going to try to keep this page going as long as I can, and I hope it works out. And thanks to everyone who took the time to read this or anything else that comes in the future.
-Landon
aka iamity
